what if taylor swift wrote co-star notifications?

we’ve all seen people posting their co-star notifications to their IG stories, and we get our own every day. they are strangely specific, yet also incredibly vague, and my coworker and I get so excited when they pop up at the same time every afternoon.

it seemed like a fun writing exercise to try to reimagine taylor swift lyrics as co-star notifications since we’re in a global pandemic and there’s nothing better to do, so here we go:

what’s a prize you’d cheat to win?

stop turning his life into folklore. 

sometimes you have to lay the table with the fancy stuff. 

remove that dagger from your heart.

you can always run, but only so far. 

sometimes you have to be fine with your spite, your tears, your beers, and your candles. 

forever is the sweetest con. 

try to see the facts through all of your fury. 

go shine like fireworks over that sad, empty town. 

you might be okay, but you’re not fine at all. 

go dance in the rain in your best dress.

here’s to you and your temper. (this one is for leos.)

people throw rocks at things that shine.